By Tom Hicks | Off Script
I’ve been alive long enough to watch UFOs change names, survive every debunking, outlive the Cold War, and become respectable enough for the Pentagon to give them a website.
That is one hell of a career arc.
They started as flying saucers, became UFOs, and now we’re supposed to call them unidentified anomalous phenomena, or UAPs, because apparently the Pentagon decided the subject needed more syllables before serious people could discuss it without giggling.
Fine. Call them whatever you want.
There is still strange shit flying around up there, trained military personnel keep seeing it, and the federal government keeps responding with the verbal equivalent of a man caught standing next to an open safe saying, “This probably isn’t what it looks like.”
The latest release includes 40 files: videos, documents, audio recordings, and images collected from the Pentagon, NASA, the CIA, the FBI, and the Department of Energy. Some are historical. Others involve more recent encounters near military operations, nuclear facilities, and restricted airspace.
Do the files prove aliens are visiting Earth? No. Do they prove the government still has a stack of incidents it cannot adequately explain? You bet your ass they do.
Independent journalism for people who are tired of being told not to notice the weird parts.
I’VE HEARD THIS STORY BEFORE
I grew up during the golden age of flying saucers.
UFOs were everywhere. They were on television, in magazines, in movies, and occasionally hovering over some farmer’s field after everybody in town had gone to bed except the one guy nobody believed even before the aliens showed up.
The pictures were always blurry. The witnesses were always nervous. The government was always confident there was nothing to see while behaving exactly like an institution with something it desperately didn’t want you to see.
That was the formula, and it still is.
The technology has changed. The cameras are better. The pilots are better trained. The sensors are more sophisticated. Somehow, the pictures still look like they were taken through a dirty shower door during an earthquake.
That should make us cautious without making us stupid.
One of the newly released reports involves an unidentified object entering restricted airspace over the Pantex nuclear weapons facility near Amarillo, Texas. Officers pursued it. The facility went into lockdown. Witnesses described an object with no visible propulsion system and no obvious sound before it moved away and disappeared.
Maybe it was a drone. Maybe it was classified technology. Maybe it was a balloon with a goddamn security clearance.
Whatever it was, it wandered into protected airspace over a facility connected to nuclear weapons, and the people responsible for protecting that airspace could not identify it.
I don’t need little green men climbing down a ladder before I decide that deserves an answer.
THE TWO MOST ANNOYING CAMPS IN AMERICA
UFO stories bring out two kinds of people, and both of them make me want to leave the room.
The first group sees a blinking light over Phoenix and immediately concludes that visitors from another galaxy have arrived to warn us about climate change, nuclear war, or the evils of gluten.
These people never merely suspect aliens. They know. They’ve connected the dots, read the secret documents, watched seventeen hours of YouTube, and developed an unusually intense opinion about cattle mutilation.
The second group is just as exhausting.
They hear “unidentified” and instantly translate it into “fake.” Every witness is confused, every instrument malfunctioned, every pilot was mistaken, and every unexplained object was either a balloon or Venus apparently taking a wrong turn near a military base.
That isn’t skepticism. That’s religion with worse lighting.
Real skepticism does not begin with the answer already stuffed in its pocket. It asks what happened, examines the evidence, and admits when the evidence is lousy, incomplete, or genuinely strange.
That last part matters because some of these cases are genuinely strange.
Another released account came from a military aviator with decades of experience. He and several others saw a small object moving in the opposite direction at high speed. They recorded it briefly. Later analysis suggested it may have been rectangular. The pilot said its behavior was unlike anything he had encountered in nearly 30 years of flying.
Maybe he was wrong. Experienced people can be wrong. Sensors can misread. Our eyes aren’t especially reliable, particularly at speed, at altitude, and under stress.
But when several trained observers see the same thing and none of them can identify it, “they were probably confused” is not an explanation. It’s what you say when you’re tired of thinking.
“WE DON’T KNOW” IS A COMPLETE SENTENCE
Here is the part people hate: we don’t know.
Those may be the three most honest words in the English language, which is probably why government officials use them only when all other bullshit has failed.
People cannot stand an empty space. We’ll fill it with aliens, weather balloons, secret aircraft, religious prophecy, swamp gas, Chinese surveillance systems, or whatever explanation lets us stop feeling uncertain.
I understand the impulse. Uncertainty is uncomfortable. It sits there scratching at the door and refuses to wrap itself up neatly before bedtime.
But sometimes the evidence does not support a clean answer. That does not mean anything can be true. It means the responsible answer is still unresolved.
A UFO is not automatically an alien spacecraft. It is an object that has not been identified with the information available. That distinction has been buried beneath decades of bad television, tabloid nonsense, government secrecy, and guys named Dale claiming they were selected as Earth’s regional ambassador to the Pleiades.
Still, “unidentified” does not mean “imaginary.”
If a military sensor tracks an object, pilots see it, and analysts cannot determine what it was, then something happened. Maybe the explanation is boring. Most explanations probably are.
Boring answers are still answers.
Give us one.
When the government spends decades hiding ordinary secrets, it shouldn’t act shocked when people suspect extraordinary ones.
The federal government helped create the UFO industry it now treats as an embarrassing relative at Thanksgiving.
It classified reports. It concealed military programs. It mocked witnesses. It denied interest while quietly continuing to investigate. Then officials wondered why the public stopped believing them.
Governments conceal things constantly, and most of those things are not alien bodies. They hide surveillance capabilities, weapons systems, operational failures, embarrassing mistakes, and expensive hardware that performs like a toaster someone left in the rain.
That should make us more careful about UFO claims, not less curious.
A strange object near a nuclear facility matters even if it came from Earth. If it was foreign surveillance, we need to know. If it was secret American technology, someone needs to explain why other American personnel were left chasing it. If it was a sensor failure, that matters too, especially if we plan to depend on that sensor when the incoming object is carrying something worse than a camera.
And if it was none of those things, well, now we’ve got ourselves an interesting fucking afternoon.
The newly released material does not establish that extraterrestrial spacecraft have visited Earth. It does show that military personnel and government systems have recorded incidents that remain unresolved.
THE GOVERNMENT BUILT A MYSTERY MACHINE
The Pentagon says it must protect classified sensors, intelligence methods, and military capabilities.
That is reasonable. You probably don’t want to publish a convenient user manual explaining exactly what American radar can detect, at what range, and under which conditions.
The problem comes when officials remove every meaningful detail, release a video that looks like a moth attacking a porch light, stamp half the page black, and tell the public there is nothing interesting going on.
That approach has all the reassuring warmth of a landlord saying, “Don’t worry about the smell.”
The latest files include recordings from incidents near China and historical material involving strange green fireballs reported around Los Alamos in 1949. Scientists studied those fireballs and apparently failed to reach a satisfactory conclusion.
Think about that for a minute. This pattern has been running for more than 75 years.
Something appears near a sensitive location. Witnesses report it. Experts examine the evidence. The government opens a file. A firm conclusion never arrives. Decades later, someone releases the paperwork and passes the mystery to a new generation.
That’s why UFOs never die.
The story contains secrecy, danger, technology, government incompetence, paranoia, wonder, and the possibility that we may not be the smartest thing in the universe.
Judging by recent events, that last part is becoming easier to believe.
MAYBE WE’VE BEEN ASKING THE WRONG QUESTION
The usual question is whether aliens are visiting Earth.
That’s the fun question. It is also probably too big for the evidence we have.
A better question is this: What are military personnel seeing, and why can’t the government identify it?
That question does not require belief in extraterrestrials. It does not require trust in the Pentagon. It only requires enough intellectual honesty to admit that unexplained incidents deserve investigation.
Some people are afraid to take UFO reports seriously because they don’t want to look foolish.
I think dismissing evidence because the subject attracts lunatics is far more foolish. Lunatics are attracted to politics, religion, medicine, professional sports, cryptocurrency, and Facebook neighborhood groups.
We still investigate all of those, although I remain open to shutting down the neighborhood groups.
The responsible position is not exciting enough for television.
Most UFO sightings probably have ordinary explanations. Some remain unresolved. None of the newly released files proves extraterrestrial visitation. The government almost certainly knows more than it has released, even if what it knows involves classified aircraft, foreign drones, sensor limitations, and a very large stack of paperwork nobody wanted to finish.
Something is up there. That’s about all we know.
Maybe one day the answer will arrive in a clear photograph, a declassified file, or a silver craft landing on the White House lawn. Until then, keep looking up and wipe the goddamn lens first.
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ONE LAST THING
If aliens have been monitoring Earth, I suspect they’ve spent the past few years arguing over whether we qualify as intelligent life.
I’m not loving our chances.
ONE QUESTION BEFORE YOU GO
Do you think some UFO sightings represent something genuinely unknown, or have secrecy and bad evidence kept an ordinary mystery alive for 80 years?
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