PROJECT 2028: Take Back the Damn Country
By: The Mayor of Funkytown – Burning the Empire with Style
America is suffocating under the weight of corporate corruption, fascist overreach, billionaire bootlicking, and a government that hasn’t served the people since before disco died. While Project 2025 calls for authoritarian Christian theocracy, we’re here to remind you that there’s another path—a radical, people-first revolution that doesn’t worship money, dogma, or bloated CEO egos.
Enter: PROJECT 2028.
Not a think tank fever dream. Not a billionaire's puppet show. This is a battle plan to rip power away from the elites and hand it back to the people. It’s not pie-in-the-sky idealism. It’s a checklist of sanity in an asylum run by lobbyists, Christofascists, and hedge fund sociopaths.
Here’s the plan. Line by line. No bullshit. No compromises.
✅ Overturn Citizens United
Democracy dies when corporations can drown your voice in a tsunami of dark money. Citizens United turned elections into auctions. Overturning it isn’t just a policy tweak—it’s step one in fumigating the rot from our democratic institutions.
✅ Codify Women’s Right to Choose
It's 2025, and uterus rights still depend on zip codes and state legislatures run by dudes who couldn’t find a clitoris with GPS. Codify it federally. Make Roe the floor, not the ceiling.
✅ Term Limits for SCOTUS
No more lifetime robes for extremist judges who legislate from the bench while pretending to be impartial. If democracy has an expiration date, so should Supreme Court justices.
✅ Get Rid of the Electoral College
A system where the loser of the popular vote wins the presidency isn't democracy—it's aristocracy with extra steps. Scrap it. One person, one vote. Period.
✅ Outlaw Gerrymandering Nationwide
Let voters pick their representatives, not the other way around. Computer-drawn, independent, transparent maps. Stop letting politicians draw their own cheat codes.
☑️ Rank Choice Voting in All Elections
No more “lesser of two evils.” Rank them all. Vote your values without fear. Force candidates to earn majority support, not just ride party loyalty and fear campaigns.
✅ Return Fairness Doctrine in Media
Before Fox News turned "news" into a cult programming machine, the Fairness Doctrine kept broadcasters accountable. Let’s bring it back. If you're going to spew propaganda, you should at least have to acknowledge that reality exists.
✅ Universal Healthcare for ALL
Every industrialized country can do it—except the one run by insurance CEOs. Healthcare isn’t a privilege. It’s a right. If we can afford bombs and bailouts, we can afford to keep people alive.
❌ Ban Stock Trading While in Congress
You shouldn’t get rich betting on the policies you help write. End congressional insider trading. If you want to play the market, get a real job.
💰 Cap Congress Salary at 1.5x the Median Income of Their District
They should live like the people they represent, not like minor royalty. Tie their pay to the lives of their constituents—maybe then they’ll remember who they work for.
🪙 Cap CEO Pay at 35x Lowest Paid Full-Time Employee
When your janitor can't afford rent and your CEO has 12 yachts, something’s broken. Cap it. You want more pay? Lift the bottom up with you.
✅ Tax Billionaires Out of Existence
No one “earns” a billion dollars. They extract it. From workers, the planet, the system. It’s time to call hoarding what it is: economic terrorism.
✅ Tax Unrealized Gains Used as Loan Collateral
You shouldn’t get to live like a king off fake money and loopholes. If you’re using it to buy a yacht, it’s income. Tax it.
🛐 Tax Mega-Churches
If you want to preach politics, you can pay taxes like the rest of us. Jesus didn’t need a private jet. Neither do you, Pastor Griftwell.
⭐ Increase Federal Minimum Wage to $20/hr
$7.25 is a joke. $15 is outdated. $20 is survival. Pay people enough to live, or shut the hell up about “hard work.”
This is the Real Project 2028
The GOP has Project 2025—a Christian nationalist manifesto disguised as policy. We have Project 2028—an actual plan to save democracy, protect rights, and build a future that doesn’t suck.
Which America do you want?
The one run by cults and corporations?
Or the one that serves the people again?
Choose. Loudly.
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I NEED a yard sign to spread the fire
Here's a suggestion to consider adding: reconsider the Permanent Apportionment Act of 1929.
The founders wanted there to be 1 representative per 30,000 people (no more than 1 rep per 30,000 is int he constitution, and one of the amendments that didn't make the Bill of Rights mandated the 30,000 number). This was to make sure that the representatives were... representative of the population. Right now the average number of people represented by a single congressperson is 781,000, which is one of the reason they are so out of touch.
But we could change the act and have up to 11,000 representatives! This would make it much harder to buy all of the reps, and would make them much more accessible.