Stop Fluffing the Fascist: The Media’s Obsession with Normalizing the Abnormal is Killing Democracy
By: The Mayor of Funkytown — Patron Saint of Raised Fists, Velvet Ropes, and Calling Bullshit When Bullshit Shows Up Wearing a Diaper
Let me be real blunt, babies: If you’re not holding Donald Trump’s flaming clown car of fascism accountable every damn day, you’re complicit. And that goes double for the spineless, ratings-chasing, access-hungry, stenography-passing darlings of the mainstream media.
We are in a historic, code-red moment for democracy — not just in America, but globally. And what do we get? Another tepid roundtable from CNN treating Trump’s latest authoritarian burp like it’s just spicy political theater. Another breathless New York Times headline parsing his “tone” like we’re reading for subtext in a Jane Austen novel. Another attempt to play footsie with the idea that somehow, some way, Trump is just another “polarizing figure” in a normal election.
This ain’t normal, and it never is.
The Grift That Eats the Newsroom
Donald Trump isn’t new. He isn’t shocking anymore. He’s predictable as hell: lie, blame, dehumanize, deflect, incite, rinse, repeat. This man tries to end American democracy on live television. He uses the Justice Department like a personal mob goon squad. He pushes bleach as medicine. He calls for the “termination” of the Constitution. And despite all that, major networks keep handing him the mic like he’s a wayward grandpa who wanders into the studio instead of a twice-impeached, four-times indicted strongman who’d shove Lady Liberty down an elevator shaft if it got him better lighting.
ABC’s Terry Moran Gets It — But Where’s the Rest of the Press?
Shoutout to ABC’s Terry Moran — one of the rare grown-ass adults left in the room — for having the guts to push back on Trump’s verbal sewage. When Moran presses Trump on January 6th, on his criminal indictments, on the avalanche of lies, it feels like the journalistic equivalent of CPR. For a fleeting moment, the news lives again — urgent, sharp, unwilling to be duped.
And 60 Minutes? Occasionally, they flex that old-school steel and treat the truth like it’s holy instead of optional. But too often, those bursts of courage remain the exception, not the rule. The rest of the media, particularly the beltway boys’ club, seem hellbent on treating democracy like it’s some academic theory instead of the thing we’re all about to lose.
Access Journalism Is a Disease
Let’s call it what it is: access journalism is the heroin of mainstream politics. Reporters want to stay on the guest list, not get booted from Mar-a-Lago press events. They want the exclusive, not the accountability. That’s why so many outlets bury the truth in “both sides” garbage or give Trump free air time to lie unchecked. That’s why they describe a literal coup attempt as a “protest gone awry.” That’s why they treat Trump’s cultish rallies like campaign stops instead of hate pep rallies.
It’s the addiction to access — to proximity to power — that keeps the Fourth Estate from doing what it’s fucking built to do: stand between the people and the powerful.
Normalize Nothing. Call Everything.
Imagine a world where the mainstream media covers Trump the way they cover an authoritarian in Hungary, Turkey, or Venezuela. Imagine if they lead every story not with “Trump says…” but “Trump lies…” Imagine if every chyron is a war cry for truth:
Trump repeats baseless claim, offers no evidence.
Twice-impeached ex-president threatens to jail opponents.
Frontrunner for GOP nomination openly calls for dictatorship.
But no. What do we get?
“Trump leans into populist message amid legal troubles.”
“Trump sharpens campaign rhetoric in appeal to base.”
“A more disciplined Trump emerges on campaign trail.”
A more disciplined Trump? Are you high?
This isn’t discipline — it’s fascism with a better publicist. He isn’t pivoting. He’s doubling down. Louder. Nastier. Less restrained. And while he tees up military tribunals for his political enemies and posts QAnon memes at 3 a.m., we’ve got networks fluffing his image like it’s Fashion Week.
Democracy Dies on the Teleprompter
The mainstream media still wants to believe it can referee this chaos. But the game has changed. Trump doesn't play by the rules, and he doesn’t care who gets hurt as long as the cameras stay on. If you're giving him airtime without real-time fact-checking, you're not informing the public — you're producing propaganda.
If you're hosting panels where Trump’s crimes are “debated,” not condemned, you're not being balanced — you're laundering extremism.
If you’re giving him prime-time coverage while ignoring the ongoing threats to election workers, voters of color, and the rule of law itself, you’re not just failing — you're actively helping him rebuild the machine that almost breaks this country.
We Need Fire, Not Filters
The moment demands fire. Not objectivity. Not neutrality. Not “letting the audience decide.” That ship sails the day Trump tells Proud Boys to “stand back and stand by.”
We don’t need media referees. We need media firefighters.
We don’t need another soft-focus profile on Trump’s “path back to the White House.” We need a national reckoning with the monster the press helps create, then enables, then normalizes — again.
So Here’s the Deal, Funkytown:
I see the velvet rope pulled back for this bullshit one more time, and I’m storming the VIP section with a blowtorch. Truth matters. Language matters. The press isn’t supposed to be a mirror for power — it’s supposed to be a hammer.
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