THE CHICKEN CULLING PROJECT, PART II RFK Jr. Says Raw Chicken Is Fine Now — The Trump Administration Seems Eager to Test the Theory on Live Subjects
By The Unredacted Bastard — Independent Journalist • Democracy’s Fire Alarm • Professional Shit-Stirrer
If you ever wondered how fascists would handle public health, wonder no more: they’d outsource the eugenics to lifestyle influencers and hope no one notices bodies don’t vote.
RFK Jr. rolled out his latest Science-But-Make-It-Brain-Mush revelation this week: raw chicken is fine… as long as you spice it because nothing disinfects salmonella quite like turmeric and blind faith.
💣 TRUTH BOMB: Spices don’t kill Salmonella. Not even paprika from Whole Foods can beat bacteria from Arkansas.
Buttery as this absurdity is, the timing matters. This isn’t some rogue uncle on Facebook trying to win the Darwin Awards; it’s a surrogate of the Trump administration’s most deranged policy instinct:
Population culling through voluntary stupidity.
If the state won’t sterilize, it will incentivize. If it won’t quarantine, it will ridicule. If it won’t regulate, it will “free” you until death does the paperwork.
THE SECRET SAUCE IS NECROPOLITICS
Trumpism figured out something the Heritage Foundation never could: killing citizens is cheaper when you let ideology do the labor.
COVID was the prototype. When Trump learned that the majority of pandemic deaths were in blue cities and old voters that didn’t reliably turn out for him, the calculus shifted from “contain” to “meh.”
Then came the ivermectin wave. Then the bleach era. Then the anti-vax caucus accidentally launched America’s first consumer-grade bio-eugenics program — and it worked. Mass die-off concentrated in the reddest counties in the nation. The GOP literally lost voters faster than they could radicalize new ones.
Did it stop them? Absolutely not. They saw the spreadsheet and went: “What if we do that… but boutique?”
Enter poultry tartare.
RFK Jr. is Trump’s wellness executioner. A lifestyle brand that doubles as a culling mechanism.
GET RID OF THE EMBARRASSING ONES
Here’s the part nobody wants to say out loud:
RFK Jr.’s target market isn’t liberals. It’s Trump’s own base.
The COVID generation left Trump with an army of zealots who are too online, too paranoid, too conspiratorial, and too medically unhinged to be politically useful. They clog hearings, embarrass campaigns, and occasionally radicalize into stochastic liabilities.
What’s the cheapest way to deal with an overstocked cult?
Feed it to Costco’s raw poultry aisle.
If Darwin takes the wheel, Trump doesn’t have to purge anybody. No civil war inside MAGA. No messy infighting. No Fox News op-eds. Just Salisbury stakeouts at Whole Foods.
THE DEATH ECONOMY: STATE-SANCTIONED SHITSHOW
And this is where the administration swoops in. Because none of this works without the bureaucratic demolition derby Trump has been running behind the curtain:
• USDA gutting → inspection standards weakened, line speeds raised, “flexible” oversight (industry-written rules)
• OSHA sleepwalking → fewer investigations, more self-reporting, workers treated as consumables
• EPA roulette → emissions loosened, toxins deregulated, environmental illness becomes a regional branding exercise
• FDA “streamlining” → code for “what if food poisoning created more jobs for the funeral sector?”
• Medicaid & SNAP cuts → starve them first, poison them second, bury them cheaply
💣 TRUTH BOMB: Trump doesn’t have to build ovens if Tyson, Walmart, and deregulated poultry can do the cremation slowly.
THE ELECTORAL MATH OF MURDER
A sicker electorate is an obedient electorate. A poorer electorate is an immobile electorate. A dead electorate is a cheap electorate.
Republicans have spent twenty years perfecting turnout suppression through paperwork, precinct closures, ID laws, and purges.
Now they’re testing suppression through biology.
If you can convince your own diehards to eat chicken sashimi with cayenne for “immune fortification,” you don’t have to send the Proud Boys to guard ballot boxes.
Nature tallies the votes.
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