They Don’t Want Freedom. They Want a Boss.
By Tom Hicks - The Unredacted Bastard | Independent Journalist • Democracy’s Fire Alarm • Professional Shit-Stirrer
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Bastard’s Law
The louder a man screams about freedom, the more likely he is to follow the first asshole who promises to take control.
There’s a take floating around that says conservative men defend cops, the military, and authoritarian leaders because they’re submissive. It’s blunt, it’s messy, and it’s easy to dismiss as cheap mockery, the kind of thing you scroll past like a bad meme your uncle shared at 2 a.m. But if you strip out the lazy phrasing and actually look at the behavior, what you’re left with isn’t just an insult. It’s a pattern that hits like a brick through a windshield.
And let’s kill the dodge before it even starts. This is about MAGA men. Not Democrats. Not both sides. Not some vague political fog you can hide in like a coward at a family argument. MAGA men, specifically, because they are the ones performing this shit in broad daylight, over and over again, like it’s part of the dress code.
The story they tell about themselves is strength. Discipline. Order. They see themselves as the last sane men in a collapsing world, the guys holding the line while everyone else loses their minds. It’s a hell of a self-image, like casting yourself as the hero in a movie where you never have to question the script.
And that’s exactly why it’s so easy to exploit.
Because those values don’t just produce strength. They produce comfort with hierarchy. They train you, slowly and methodically, like a dog that gets a treat every time it sits on command, to associate obedience with virtue. Follow the chain. Respect authority. Don’t question too much. Good men fall in line.
Military culture drills it in. Police culture reinforces it. Corporate culture rewards it with a slightly bigger office and the illusion of control. None of that is inherently evil, but stack it up over the years, and you’ve built a psychological reflex that kicks in the second someone walks into the room acting like the boss.
And here’s where it goes from understandable to holy shit, are we really doing this?
When that conditioning is tied to a system, you get structure. When it gets tied to a man, you get obedience. And MAGA men didn’t trip into that dynamic. They ran at it like it was handing out identity, purpose, and a permission slip to stop thinking so damn hard.
Look at the behavior instead of the branding. You’ve got guys who claim to hate government overreach cheering for stronger crackdowns like they’re ordering extra toppings on a pizza. You’ve got self-proclaimed rebels lining up behind one man and defending him like it’s a second job that doesn’t pay but somehow still owns their soul. You’ve got people who won’t shut up about independence repeating the same talking points with the precision of a broken fucking jukebox.
That’s not independence.
That’s alignment so tight it squeaks.
And alignment like that doesn’t come from rugged individualism. It comes from people who have been trained, year after year, environment after environment, to believe that loyalty to authority is the highest form of virtue. Once that wiring is baked in, you don’t evaluate leaders based on truth. You evaluate them the way you were taught to evaluate bosses. Do they sound strong? Do they look in control? Do they make you feel like someone’s finally driving the damn bus?
Say it clean, because this is the part that matters.
Authoritarianism doesn’t recruit strong men. It recruits men who were taught their entire lives that obedience is strength and then flatters the hell out of them for it.
If you’re reading this and thinking, yeah, that tracks, congratulations. You’ve just stepped outside the script. If you’re reading it and getting pissed off, good. That means it’s hitting somewhere real, not just bouncing off the surface like every other take you’ve trained yourself to ignore.
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