When Republicans Cheer for Assassination, It’s Time to Fucking Fight Back
By: The Mayor of Funkytown – Burning the Empire with Style
There it is. No more euphemisms. No more polite political analysis. No more pretending this is normal.
Alec Lace, a right-wing media cockroach with GOP ties, vomited out this straight-up terrorist threat after the Minnesota political assassinations:
🚨 Make no mistake. What happened to Melissa Hortman was a message to all Democrats. You vote against us and your life is at stake!
That isn’t subtext. That isn’t a dog whistle. That’s a fucking threat—a celebration of cold-blooded murder for voting the “wrong” way.
This isn’t some fringe crank. It’s a fully integrated mouthpiece of the modern GOP.
And what do the rest of the Republicans do? They don't flinch. They pile on.
🟥 Mike Lee: From Senator to Sociopath
Senator Mike Lee, a sitting U.S. Senator, thought the slaughter of two Democrats was comedy gold:
“This is what happens when Marxists don’t get their way.”
“Nightmare on Waltz Street.”
What the actual fuck.
Two elected officials were executed. And Lee's first instinct is to crack jokes and drop horror movie puns. This man is unfit for public office, full stop.
🟧 Trump: Cold, Cruel, and Predictable
Donald Trump—blood-soaked clown king—gave the usual hollow statement the day it happened. Then he turned around and called Governor Tim Walz “a mess,” saying a call to him would be a "waste of time."
So let’s just call it what it is:
The Republican Party is now openly playing footsie with political murder.
🟥 This Isn’t a Glitch. It’s the Fucking Program.
This is the next evolution of a party that’s spent the last decade marinating in violent rhetoric, conspiracy bullshit, and white nationalist grievance.
The GOP is no longer interested in elections.
They’re interested in domination.
And if they have to put bullets in ballot boxes to get there, so be it.
Minnesota was not a one-off. It was a test balloon.
The Tree of Life shooting? Fueled by their “replacement” rhetoric.
January 6th? Not a protest—a fascist dress rehearsal.
Threats against librarians and school boards? Warm-up acts.
And now, real blood on the floor of American democracy.
And these soulless bastards laugh. Or worse, say nothing.
🟨 This Is a Fucking Death Cult
Let’s not sugarcoat it.
When your political movement:
Cheers assassinations,
Pushes terror as strategy,
Builds its brand on fear,
And treats dead Democrats as punchlines…
You’re not a party. You’re a goddamn cult of death.
Mike Lee? Cult member.
Alec Lace? Cult recruiter.
Donald Trump? Cult fucking leader.
Republican base? Holding the bloodstained hymnal.
🟥 You Can’t Reason With Terrorists
There is no debating your way out of this. No bipartisan brunch fixes this.
No centrist think tank supports a movement that literally cheers political killings.
The choice is fight or fold. That’s it.
How many more Melissa Hortmans need to die before we snap out of this collective delusion that America is still governed by shared norms?
Because the GOP? They’re done pretending.
They want control or chaos. Power or blood. Obedience or death.
🟪 What Comes Next
This isn't over. It's just beginning. And if we don't fucking wake up, it won't end with state lawmakers.
It'll be journalists. Teachers. Judges. You.
There needs to be a federal investigation.
There needs to be public shaming.
There needs to be a goddamn firewall built between fascism and power—before we have no democracy left to defend.
Call it terrorism. Call it fascism. Call it the Republican Party 2025.
Just don’t call it politics as usual.
Tired of waiting for mainstream media to name the enemy? So are we.
Join the resistance. Spread the signal. Burn the fucking empire.
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